Damn you, Greek.

As I'm sure you know, I am a huge fan of the television program, Greek.

That being said, college was a cold hard bitch slap of truth.

Where are the parties? Where are the crazy live bands playing in peoples back yards? Where are the cool guys passed out on my couch?

In Greek, the semi good looking nerds get hot girls all the time. I'm a semi good looking nerd who can't even score a semi good looking nerd girl.

They're up all night partying while I'm up all night comparing and contrasting R&B music to Western music in the 1920s. And math? I never once saw Cappie and the Beav studying math.

Come on college, lets Greek it up a little.