Like dude... Stop biting my chair. Stop biting my table. Stop biting my broom. Stop biting my bracelet. Stop biting my finger. Stop biting my rug. Stop biting my blanket. Stop biting my pillow pet. Stop biting my wall. Stop biting my flip flop. Stop biting your puppy pad. I buy you toys... I buy you food. And you still bite my things... Geez.
Also, she pees on her puppy pet. Great. That's great. Thank you.
THEN
She steps her happy ass off and shits on my floor. Like dude, I know you know to poop on your puppy pad. You're just being rude. She's trying to send me a message. It's going to be a power battle from here on out. I know it.
IM THE APLPHA MALE.
IM THE MAD DOG.
Good things you're cute.
