If there is one thing in this world that I love, it's singing.
If there is one thing in this world that I suck at, it's singing.
So that blows.
I think I need to take signing lessons so that Sweet Pea and I can make beautiful music together.
Another thing I need is a vacation.
And blueberry cheesecake.
If anyone can help me out with any of that....
You're more than welcome.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Crap
I had this super badass post in mind, but then I started watching 'How I Met Your Mother' and forgot what I was going to say.
But dude, you really should watch this show. I literally go from laughter to tears often.
When I say literally, I literally mean literally.
Sometimes I say something like, "When I hear Blake Shelton's 'Who Are You When I'm Not Looking," I literally want to punch a baby. Even though babies are gross, I'm not really going to punch it.
Point being, I literally go from laughter to tears often when watching 'How I Met Your Mother.' Not like 'stub your toe tears,' but like choke up a little bit.
Also, gentlemen, the females on this show are hot. Even the ginger. THE GINGER IS HOT! If a hot ginger isn't enough to get you to watch a television program, nothing I say here is going to convince you.
And the fellers in this show are hilarious, all characters play off each other well.
Anyway friends, If I remember what I was going to post, I'll probably put in on The Book. Or Tweet it. Keep an eye out.
Also, I'm totally going to start referring to Facebook as 'The Book,' so feel free to help me get that going.
But dude, you really should watch this show. I literally go from laughter to tears often.
When I say literally, I literally mean literally.
Sometimes I say something like, "When I hear Blake Shelton's 'Who Are You When I'm Not Looking," I literally want to punch a baby. Even though babies are gross, I'm not really going to punch it.
Point being, I literally go from laughter to tears often when watching 'How I Met Your Mother.' Not like 'stub your toe tears,' but like choke up a little bit.
Also, gentlemen, the females on this show are hot. Even the ginger. THE GINGER IS HOT! If a hot ginger isn't enough to get you to watch a television program, nothing I say here is going to convince you.
And the fellers in this show are hilarious, all characters play off each other well.
Anyway friends, If I remember what I was going to post, I'll probably put in on The Book. Or Tweet it. Keep an eye out.
Also, I'm totally going to start referring to Facebook as 'The Book,' so feel free to help me get that going.
Shake Weights
Not because they look nasty.
Well, not ONLY because they look nasty.
But they're stupid, have you ever used one? There is like serious strategy involved. It's not easy. Not easy at all.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Anyone
Does anyone read this blog?
Don't know, don't care.
Actually, it's even better if no one does.
Because then, I really can say anything I want. Anything at all.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Respect
I respect people, not titles. I respect everyone until they give me a reason not to. And once it's lost, it's almost impossible to get it back.
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