Rock and Roll.

I thought that my History of Rock and Roll class would be all about Steven Tyler hiding heroin in his scarf on stage.

Axl Rose running around half naked on stage complaining about the world.

Ozzy biting heads of chickens.

Guess what, its not like that.

I have to remember 25 songs from the 1960s. The artist, the track name and the genre by tomorrow morning at 9.

And by genre, I don't mean country, rap or rock and roll.

I mean vocal jazz, teen idol, splatter platter, Lieber and Stoller and Phil Spector.

I'm going to fail.

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll... kids.