Hold the flipping phone.

Now that I've got your attention, how about I talk about a few things I hate.

Thing I hate number 1: That I am extremely comfortable right now, and my foot is falling asleep so I have to move.

Thing I hate number 2: When a celebrity dies and the whole world is like, "Awe man. Whitney Houston was the best friend I ever had. I literally think about her at least every 8 seconds and now she's dead. How I am ever going to survive?"
 When two days ago 'I wanna dance with somebody' came on the radio and they were like, "Man, this is my Jam. This black lady sure does know how to sing. Who is this? Gladys Knight? Tina Turner?"

Like for real man, don't act like you were this persons biggest fan. The lady hasn't had a hit for 48 years.

And I mean that with all due respect.

Thing I hate number 3: Dogs that bark at me when I walk by.

Thing I hate number 4: I hate when I cyber bully someone, and they cyber bully me back. 'Cause then I'm like, "Hey you. WTH? I'm in the middle of picking on you, and you have to comeback way stronger than me and make me look dumb." Seriously, you're harshing my cyber bully mellow.

Thing I hate number 5: I only have good hair days when I'm sitting at home alone.

Thing I hate number 6: My facial hair grows in patchy and my dad calls me patches.

Thing I hate number 7: Losing.

Thing I hate number 8: Things that don't smell good.

Thing I hate number 9: When I have to pee, but I'd rather sit and blog.


Actually number six is 33% a lie. Fact: My facial hair does grow in slightly patchy. Fact: My father does call me patches. I do think it's funny though, so I don't actually hate it. Sorry for lying.


Story time.

Yesterday at work, I scraped my finger on a steel at work and it hurt like a mo. So I put a band aid on it. Then today, I put another band aid on it 'cause it was starting to hurt again, but this time it had tiger stripes on it. Naturally, I requested that everyone refer to me as either Thunder Cat or Big Cat, and they continued to call me Boo-boo. So anyone who is reading this, feel free to help me get the new nickname going.

Okay, now I have to pee. Bye.