"White Liar"- Miranda Lambert (Shelton?)- Typical, hypocritical woman. Plus, her voice bugs me in this one.
"Need You Now"- Lady Antebellum- I like Country 'cause it's good music. This is just a gay booty call hookup song. Might as well rap it.
"This"- Darius Rucker- Simply missing a stop light didn't change your whole life, Hooty. Maybe if you got stopped at a red light, and then a bomb gets dropped right where your car is, that would work. But that clearly didn't happen.
"Look It Up"- Ashton Sheperd- The word is "annoying", look it up. It means a stupid country song that no one likes.
Get it?
"Mama's Song"- Carrie Underwood- "He makes promises he keeps, no he's never gonna leave..." You don't know that. "He is good, so good..." Stupid lyric.
"That Don't Impress Me Much"- Shania Twain- Guaranteed if he was Brad Pitt, you'd be impressed.
Actually, all Shania Twain songs.
"This Kiss"- Faith Hill- I'm willing tho bet that Faith doesn't understand the majority of words in this song.
"Goodbye Earl"- Dixie Chicks- Do I really need to explain this? First off, the Dixie Chicks are douche bags. Automatically making their music SUCK.
Clearly, if you call the cops to report your husband for being abusive and he goes missing at the same time... you're the first suspect.
TAKE THEM AWAY, OFFICERS!
Oh wait... Toby Keith did that for them! ha ha
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